In Support of Shyster…

New Ombudsman, Shyster Shamimi

FijiTimesOnline letters to the editor published this particular gem written in support of the Shyster Shamimi’s appointment as Ombudsman.

It reads:-

Doctor Shameem

THE criticisms on the appointment of Doctor (sic) Shaista Shameem as Ombudsman are baseless and hollow.

Dr Shameem is going to do well considering her academic qualification and wealth of experience.

There is no doubt that Dr Shameem is the perfect candidate for that position from what we have seen of her achievements before and after December 5.

She is independent, fair, selfless and determined.

She had never been influenced by any person or authority in her past while making judgments.

Dr Shameem should be honoured for her hard work which has benefited her beloved nation Fiji.

Her appointment as Ombudsman will benefit the judiciary and the human rights movement in Fiji.

Abendra Ram Tahal
San francisco USA

HnC singled out this letter, not because we think it is of any value to the cause of freedom, but because of its good entertainment value.

This letter was purportedly written by a Shyster fan (or relative). But HnC has reason to suspect it was in fact written by Shyster Shamimi in support of herself.

Okay you can pat yourself on the back Shyster for your “academic qualification and wealth of experience”.

Pat yourself on the back also for your “acheivements before and after December 5″.

One special pat on the back for being “independent, fair, self-less and determined”.

And one last pat on the back for having “never been influenced by any person or authority in your past while making judgments”.

According to you, the country should now honour you for your hard work which has benefited your beloved nation Fiji.

Ooookaaaay Shyster Shamimi (aka Arbendrha Ram Tahal - wink! wink!).

After that passionate speech about your imaginary achievements, we at HnC have decided that in spirit of ”moving forward” and for the common good of the inhabitants and citizens of this once proud nation, we will support your appointment as Ombudsman 100%……

…..NOT!

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