Sunday 22 July 2007

NAUPOTO TRIES TO MAKE QUICK MONEY FROM TRAVEL BAN LIST

Everybody knows how desperate this military regime is when it comes to money. They are soo desperate even to the point of kissing asses in China, India and anyone else dangling money around.

Now, two naval entrepreneurs are having a go at making ”big” bucks (they think) in Fiji. Director Immigration Naupoto and his line Minister, nutty Frank, are rolling out their cutting-edge entrepreneurial concept at the Immigration Department. A concept that will sure revive Fiji’s doomed economy and one that will take the market by storm.

Their simple enterprising concept is this:

  1. Include as many people as possible on the travel ban list, especially the law-abiding ones.
  2. Stop them at Nadi Airport.
  3. Tell them to keep their big mouth shut or else order FICAC or Ului Mara’s boys to raid their homes.
  4. If they speak to the media, Naupoto to call them and apologize and courteously tell them it was a big mistake and that they can still travel.
  5. If they don’t speak to the media, then set sara ga. Charge them $12 everytime they visit the Immigration office to check whether their name is still on the list.
Source

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