Driti HC Job Confirmed

Fiji Village reports that Col Pita “read the between the lines” Driti has been selected to represent Fiji as its next High Commissioner to Malaysia. You can read the full story here.

Illegal Foreign Affairs Minister Epeli “was supposed to VP and still bitter about it” Nailatikau has confirmed that Driti was one of about 20 candidates considered for the job.

HnC has managed to obtain the following exclusive photo of ALL the candidates “considered” for the job.

The group photo was taken shortly before they all went into Epeli Naulukau’s house for their grog… ahh I mean, interview session.

HnC reckons the IG should have gone with Donald Duck (however there have been some suggestions that Driti might have threatend Donald (ie. cocked his pistol behind DD’s head) just before the photo was taken - hence the look of suprise on DD’s face!)

Afterall, Donald has more experience than Driti in just about everything, except maybe debating the Art of War with civilians in the local newspapers.

Also a blogger calling himself D-Day is Coming has obtained an extract from Malaysia Times reporting on the appointment.

Malaysia Time Headlines

Fiji’s newest Low Commissioner Dirti Driti presents credentials to Malaysia PM. The Representative of the Illegal Regime from Fiji specialises in overreacting, reading between the lines, torturing women & men, cocking his gun against the forehead of innocent civilians and his bestest works are his teachings of Art of Stupidity and Arrogance. His bipolar PM and Was-supposed-to-be-VP-and-is-still-bitter Foreign Affairs Minister are his biggest fans. Malaysia welcomes him with open ‘arms’ and hope some of his stupidity will rub off on the poor unsuspecting Malaysians.

Oilei tamana.

What kind of jungle book did these people crawl out from???

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