Advance Transcript on Forum Speech

You are encouraged to read the latest article by Fuggedaboutit titled “Fee Fi Fo Fum Pacific islands Forum Here I Come“.

HnC stole this extract of the transcript of the conversation between Baini and his key cronies testing the waters on Baini’s speech for the upcoming forum meeting.

Its a welcome comic relief to an otherwise bleak subject.

Nailatikau: Hey Voreqe why don’t you get Aiyaz or Me to speak on your behalf?

Voreqe: Kua ni leqa taka, au sa vakavarau makawa na noqu speech… Rogoca mada “When the cows come home from India and China….

Nailitikau muttering under his breath: Bai Karaik and they call me Naiulukau……

Voreqe: …… then and only then, yeah that’s right Helen baby, only then we will have fresh elections!!”

Chaudhry thinking to himself: Aareh wa… I should’ve just kept my mouth shut before getting involved with these nutcases. No more Australian, US, EU or NZ visas… I wonder what it will be like in Mumbai??… Yeah Mumbai Bollywood… I could see that…. Lovely Jubbly!!

Voreqe: Hey Mahen, you seem lost there Tamana. What you thinking? You want to take off somewhere? Hahaha. What you think of my speech? Too good nai?

Chaudhry: Io Boso, tops man, top speech. You gonna knock them speechless, what say Aiyaz… whispering asides ‘Agree quickly before we find ourselves on a slow boat to China boy’

Aiyaz: Yes, absolutely Sir, most impressive speech, couldn’t have said it any better. It will go down in history as one of the most memorable oratory expositions alongside Martin Luther King’s ‘I had a dream..’ and JFK’s ‘Ask not what you can do for your country…’ speeches.

Voreqe: Ia Ia….Watch out Forum… Fee Fi Fo Fum Tailevu no leqa here I come!!

Vinaka Fuggedaboutit.

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